Nuggets of gold

Just so happens that my job ensures that I receive scores of applications everyday and with them come the hopes and electric dreams of the aspirant wanting to join the place that employs me.

Some pearls of wisdom from all such heart rending, beseeching and will-not-take-no-for-an-answer mails are given below. Yenjaay!

->At very first I solemnly happy to take this chance which is which is offered by you and I proud of this chance.
(Tears in our eyes)

->Take a look at my cv and you will be shocked with happiness.(What hit us?)

->I guess I match the profile in your ad like 100% man.
(Yo dude, we think you're way too cool for us man!)

->I wish to share my knowledge with your company and also getting more input of my knowledge from your company.
(And we input this cv in this trash can I say)

->Amongst the other things of my interest I also love gardening, making dosa and walking barefooted and waving legs in sea water.
(Watch that shark, girl.)

->I am able to think completely into the next level. As per out of the box and into higher understanding.
(I'm boxed for sure)

->My understanding html well, but not very much.
(Yeah, yeah..)

->My head is full of new management type thinking. I am having good leaderships and software's in-defth mastery.
(Shine on, you crazy diamond..)

->Full of good attitudes and friendliest type of personality mine is.
(Me too is of same type only)

AND FINALLY ...this one came to me recently...it takes the cake!

-> -Om Sai Shakti-
Dear madam,
I called from the local std bhooth to your office telefon and again and again it ringing and goes to recording of your voice. I'm not able to reach to you and passing on my message into this email. I have send across the cv again to yur offices email address, that which you gave on your company web's site. I am looking in all the picture on the site and it is nice. Feeling nice people working and putting heads together. Idea of mine is waiting to get from your this reply and then only i will relax. As per again my genuwine regard and long health prosperity to you.

Regards,
XXX
ps:Tell again if I have to send and cv is not came properly,ok?